Chingy - Powerballin' Audio CD
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Band: Chingy
Title: Powerballin'
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Release Date: 2004-11-16
Media: Audio CD
Tracks: 1: Haters 101 (Intro) 2: Give Em Some Mo 3: Fall'N (featuring G.I.B.) 4: Balla Baby 5: Jackpot The Pimp Pt. 2 (Skit) 6: Leave Wit Me (featuring R. Kelly and Ziggy) 7: Make That Ass Talk (featuring Ziggy) 8: I Do 9: Don't Worry (featuring Janet Jackson) 10: All The Way To St. Lou (featuring David Banner & Nate Dogg) 11: 26's (featuring Lil' Wayne) 12: We Clubbin' 13: We Do (featuring Bun B) 14: Wurr Da Git It Gurlz At (featuring G.I.B.) 15: Bring Da Beef (featuring G.I.B.) 16: (Outro) 17: Balla Baby Remix (Bonus Track- featuring Lil' Flip and Boozie of the G.I.B.) 18: What Up Wit It (Bonus Track - featuring G.I.B.) 19: Don't Really Care (Bonus Track)
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This guy actually has a record deal?? If there were negitive stars, this would be the album to get it Cliche lyrics that could be written by a forth grader, horrid beats and sampling, and a voice that would make the deaf run for cover, this album gets my vote for worse album of all time. Chingy is the worse excuse for hip-hop that I have ever heard. Yes, worse then albums made by Don Johnson and Bruce Willis. Worse then anything from Blink 182 or Fall out Boy, even worse then 50cents latest nightmare. I would even say that Milli Villi would be considered a classic to the mess. If you want bad hip-hop, this is the CD you have been looking for. Shame on you Capital records for wasting studio time and money, along with other artist that would probely dropped to sing you no-talented skinny, a**. Shame on you who support this garbage, and put money into his pockets. Then again judging from the way he is dressed on this album, he might could use the money to buy some new clothes.
OH NO NOT ANOTHER WACK CD FROM CHINGY
CHINGY IF U READ THIS PLEASE STOP MAKING THESE WACK CDS DUDE JUST FREAKIN QUIT WHEN R U GONNA RELISE U CAN'T RAP AND U JUST SUCK BIGTIME U SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Two Star Average...Hahaha
Rap/hip-hop basically killed itself during the turn of the century. Let's face it. With no talent retards like 50 Cent, Ja Rule, Nelly, Ludacris, Lil Jon, D4L, and a million others dumbing it down with processed fake lyrics and repetitive beats that drive real music fans crazy. It's horrid, I tell you. With a bunch of guest appearances by other mainstream hacks and horrible vocabulary, no wonder the society has gone corrupt. Hopefully this hack will stop rolling around in the money and get a job at the local gas station.
If you want good rap, go for N. W. A. , Wu-Tang Clan, Public Enemy, and anything the members in those bands have done. For talented music in general, go for Between The Buried and Me, Unearth, Chimaira, Necrophagist, Dying Fetus, Aborted, The Black Dahlia Murder, Despised Icon, Darkest Hour, Meshuggah, Cryptopsy, basically anything that I give good reviews on. .
Horrible. Just Plain Horrible.
More often than not, I will point out the good and the bad for each album as to give to the minds of those who haven't heard it yet unbiased information as to decide for themselves whether or not to purchase it. As an Amazon reviewer, I have dedicated my account to providing a level-headed review of anything that I have listened to that is worth reviewing. However, I believe I have actually found an album that has no redeeming value anywhere on it. Chingy never was very talented, whether lyrically or flow-wise, but at least his first album had a couple enjoyable beats that pushed the limit of synthesizer use, helping make some of the song more listenable. But his follow-up is. . . well, how can I describe while also being nice. . . unmitigated crap. There, I used a big word in an attempt to be nice. Even if you're into the whole "cash-money-hoes" pop rap that's been overtaking the mainstream, this album won't do a thing for you. Some of these types of rapper at least incorporate some of their young "hood" life experiences to make it their own, but Chingy, other than his nasaly, thick accent, does absolutely nothing to place his trademark on this album. All that this album offers is more generic "I'm rich so I'll flaunt it until you puke" crap. Worse, the beats are unoriginal and do nothing to add to the "music". I don't even know if you can call this music, as it does not follow any of the guidelines that music sets down. Chingy has no talent and no amount of argument is going to prove otherwise. I can't believe I once even listened to this guy. It makes me sick that people like this guy are the ones that get paid millions of dollars and sell multi-platinum records for showing absolutely no sign of musicianship at all. He and all his fellow rappers should be sent back to the hood and be forced to study music theory for the rest of their lives. And for the love of God, Chingy, LEARN TO SPELL! You're not impressing anyone with your unintelligent songs like "Wurr Da Git It Gurlz At" and "Fall'N". I don't see what's so hard about spelling those right. Here's a short lesson: "WHERE ARE THE GET IT GIRLS?" and "FALLING", My god, you can't even spell simple words right.
Bottom line: there is no reason why you should buy this album. Like I said, even if you absolutely adore rap and hip hop in all its forms, you most likely will not find any songs on here worth listening to even once. You'll just find it covered in dust in your closet years from now and retch with disgust that you actually dropped full CD price for such a worthless waste of materials. For rap that actually warrants more than one listen, try Busdriver or Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, who actually have lyrical prowess and interesting flow. For good music in general, listen to great metal bands like Children of Bodom and Blind Guardian, and maybe even some classical composers like Dvorak and Beethoven. Those artists have/had more creative talent in a single atom than Chingy has in his whole body. This CD gets no points whatsoever. I would also give 0 stars to it, but Amazon has not yet realized that 1/5 means that there's at least a shred of quality on it, but this album doesn't even deserve it.
0/10.
Mills all the Way
As for this album, well, if generic beats and asinine, childish "gangsta" lyrics are your thing, then your obviusly self-induced retarded. If anyone deserves all 1-star averages more, its Chingy (and Fiddy and D4L).
Anything is better than this, even a cat being strangled.
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