Stephen Lynch : "Beelz" Guitar chords
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Send "Beelz" Ringtone to your Cell 
Stephen Lynch
"Beelz"
From The Craig Machine
These are (I think) 100% accurate. No capo, but
if you capo 3rd fret, it's easier to sing if you can't sing that high.
If you find any corrections, please email me.
(Begining played with power chords)
E F G
E F G
Ever since first man has walked this earth I have been here
E F G
To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts inside his ear
E F G
I am the beast, the outcast angel, fallen from on high
E F G
I go by many names, but there is one you can't deny...
(Alternate; strike bass w/ thumb) C C/G
MY name is Satan!
(Hi everybody! Ahh, let me tell you a little about my self...)
C
My friends all call me old scratch
C7
And I am a capricorn
F
My turn ons are romantic walks
C
and killing the unborn
G F
I got little little horns and a little goatee
G F
Little devil eyes that help a little devil see
G F
Little cloven hoves that make it kinda hard to ski
C
I'm Satan! Woo Hoo!
(Mestopholies for some, I don't know.)
My real name is beelzebob,
But you can call me Beelz
I like to watch Fox News
And then go club some baby seals
Then i'd take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel
Try to wash off that baby seal smell
And then I'll make a toast to me:
"Hey, here's to my hell......th"
My name is Satan! Yahah!
Am G
To carry on my evil ways I went and had a son
Am F G
And now he makes his living as a singing comedian
I'm in ever Zepplin album
I'm in all Rush Limbaugh's rants
I'm the reason that the Boston Red Socks
Even had a chance
And If I wanna eat a soul I just throw it on the griddle
I don't need to make a deal I don't need to make a riddle
And fuck Charlie Daniels, I don't care if he can fiddle
I'm Satan!
G Bb C
"The devil went down to Georgia he was looking for a soul to steal..."
G Bb C
Which is fucking bull shit because I would not be caught dead in GEORGIA!!
F G
C
666
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